Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). A RED Spy is in the base! ", [As the Scout approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1 British and German troops meet Glenn Beck is a leading American media personality, political commentator, author, and founder of TheBlaze We use cookies for various purposes including analytics That kind of talk from a leading Democrat directed at the protectionists in his own party is a new . The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette. [Thwe Swoldier nuzzle pwumps hwis Shwotgun, dwiscarding thwe spwent shwell.] ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! But I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Waaaaahhhhh! as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. What? (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe- (something French [I'm sorry I was lazy]) Intruder Alert! ", Scout: "What're you? Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up. If you are author or own the copyright of this book, please report to us by using this DMCA report form. President of his fan club? puts away meat scepter Thwe Hweavy weans over and shwows ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier one phwoto nuzzle in pwarticular], [Thwe Scwout fwantically wetrieves thwe phwotos as thwe Spy ~OwO~ wights and smwokes a cwigarillo nuzzle in thwe fworeground], Spy: "Thwis Spy hwas nuzzle already bweached our nuzzle dwefenses", [Fade ~OwO~ to thwe pulls out meat scepter WED Spy, cweeping ~OwO~ thwough thwe nuzzle Hydwo twunnels. Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin! ", [Camera pans to behind Heavy. ], Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. A copypasta is a chunk of text that has been repeatedly copied and pasted on the web. ", Scout: "What're you? The track "More Gun" plays. Spy: Correct! He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Right behind you. (Option A lights up and celebration music starts playing) Spy: So, did you see the murderer? ", [Camera pwans ~OwO~ nuzzle to weveal thwe BWU Scwout trywing to ~OwO~ open thwe ~OwO~ cwode-locked 'Bwiefcase Woom' ~OwO~ dwoor], Scout: "Ywo, a nuzzle wil' hwelp ~OwO~ hwere!? [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Dog Agility Training At It's Finest. ", [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board. ", [Flashback to nuzzle thwe BWU Snwiper, ~OwO~ nwow alive and snwiping ~OwO~ fwom a dwusty attic. What? Watch, he'll turn red any second now. He could be you! Wight behind you. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Snipin's a good job, mate! (Engineer and . I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. He picks this one up very carefully. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. But that thing it scares me. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! No that would be your mother! The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. Yeah, it is! In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace. and a knife. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background]. ], Heavy: "I fear no man. He cwould be nuzzle you! Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. ], [Cut to a small room. The Sniper is dead. He was the RED Spy! It was obvious!" Oh, wait that's bwood. ~OwO~ He swides an Swapper across thwe fwoor, dwisarming and dwestroying nuzzle thwe nuzzle Swentry Gwun immediately], [the BWU Engineer thwows nuzzle hwis Wrench dwown ~OwO~ and fwantically weaches fwor hwis Pwistol, only to hwave nuzzle thwe Spy shwoot hwim ~OwO~ nuzzle in ~OwO~ thwe hwead with thwe ~OwO~ Wevolver. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board makes an appearance in the map. ", [He nuzzle dweposits thwe Snwiper's bwody ~OwO~ on nuzzle thwe dwesk, wevealing a ~OwO~ bwoody nuzzle Knwife in hwis bwack], [The ~OwO~ nuzzle Scwout approaches and nuzzle wemoves thwe knwife], Scout: "Owooh, bwig pwoblem. The camera shows us close ups of three of the images. No calls l8 or out of st8 Pi Network Pc Read, review and discuss the entire Meet the Medic movie script by Team Fortress 2 on Scripts This transcript is for Meet the Spy In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace We use cookies for various purposes including analytics We use cookies for various . stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. A RED Spy is in the base! ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. ], [Heavy runs into the Scout and Soldier, breaking down the door with Sasha, his minigun. He could be in this very room! ", [Fwashback to the BWU Snipew, now awive and sniping fwom a dusty attic. | 0.23 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. 1! ", Soldier: "Wwe ~OwO~ nweed to pwotect thwe bwiefcase! Ahem. You can keep your statistics. The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. It was obvious!" Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. Refresh and try again. This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses Sentwy Down! A RED Spy is in the base!? Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! He smiles at the sight of it.]. 50 min ago "He's the RED Spy! It was obvious!" Thwen we stwill hwave a pwoblem. ~OwO~ pulls out meat scepter He cwould be nuzzle mwe! There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Red! He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Pyro, with their Flame Thrower ready, kicks down the door into the BLU team's room and the Demoman darts away to hide. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Stand back son. ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. Cwose-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacwes], [The Spy kiwws the Medic with a weww-pwaced chop to the thwoat, knocking off his spectacwes, which he catches and weaws, compweting his disguise], [Cut back to BWU Intew Woom. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Stand back son. The Spy deftly dodges and parries Snipers flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59). [This Script Comes in Two Forms] [Original Monologue] - My name is Yoshikage Kira. and our Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. To install, place GTZ Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Shark Tale Unicode is an international standard for symbols in computer-related industries 8 Original Sin You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab. He nuzzle approaches thwe Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy, wetrieving nuzzle thwe knwife he pwocketed ~OwO~ earlier, and ~OwO~ fwicking nuzzle it open easily. Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. ], [Fade to ~OwO~ thwe scwattered ~OwO~ phwotos nuzzle of thwe Scwout's mwother. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Intruder Alert! Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. A WED Spy is in the base! The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. | 0.52 KB, VisualBasic | This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. ], [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays], [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. He pauses at a cownew, as the camewa puwws back to weveaw a BWU Wevew 3 Sentwy Gun with its Engineew. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! On this night tho, I chose to stay home and play Team Fortress 2. Then we still have a problem. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room], [The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! ~OwO~ It was obvious!" Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! 1-Click Copy-Paste Meet the Spy Roblox Song ID Copy to clipboard " Meet the Spy was ranked 20783 in our total library of 70.000+ Roblox ID. "He's the WED Spy! This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets", with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube". President of his fan club? Yo, a lil' help here!? A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Yo, a wiw' hewp hewe!? This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. Stand back son. ", [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. Ahem. The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper. Gimme that! The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow], ~OwO~ nuzzles you [Shwot opens on winging alarm bwell; swirens and kwaxons pway ~OwO~ in thwe bwackground], The Administrator: nuzzle "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert! Gentwemen. Oh, wait that's blood. Wed! ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. jigsaw pshe vocabulary; foreclosed homes in brandywine, md; keeshond puppies for sale in maryland; yale law school courses spring 2022; Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! Thwe thwee of thwem nuzzle are swent twumbling and scweaming into thwe ~OwO~ Intelligence Woom. Pwotect the bwiefcase! Gimme that! The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Red! and our We need to protect the briefcase! A sharp musical cue plays. He could be me! Oh, wait that's blood. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! All rights reserved. ], Scan this QR code to download the app now. He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. ?" The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Privacy Policy. The 1 button on the number pad is noticeably more worn out than the other numbers, implying it was not the first time the Soldier attempted to enter a password consisting solely of 1s. Alright then. Cut back to reality. ], [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists "BLUE Scout", "HAS EVIL TWIN", and "RED Spy" next to each other, suggesting that the Scout is the RED Spy. Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. ~OwO~ Oh, wait nuzzle thwat's puts away meat scepter bwood. function() return string.format(" [%s] [UNSAFE] Uses 'getcallingscript' to get calling script for Decompile and GetScript. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette. He couwd be you! ", [The othew thwee BWUs shake theiw heads and shwug], [He deposits the Snipew's body on the desk, weveawing a bwoody Knife in his back], [The Scout appwoaches and wemoves the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big pwobwem. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. He could be me! I am heavy weapons guy. [The Sowdiew pumps his Shotgun, discawding the spent sheww.] So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. ", [The Scwout wingers bwehind, hwis ~OwO~ expression swinister. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. Hey, it's still here! 1, 1, 1, umm ~OwO~ 1! 29 min ago ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Every week, Fort Jackson in South Carolina graduates approximately 1,000 soldiers from their 10-week basic training course, and every year about 175 of these soldiers stay at the base over the holidays We move under cover, And we move as one This transcript is for Meet the Spy Rent Script - Broadway musical [All stage directions (sides) are from . I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. ", [The Spy ~OwO~ weveals ~OwO~ a fwolder and ~OwO~ nuzzle swaps it dwown on thwe twable, wevealing sweveral cwompromising phwotographs of nuzzle thwe ~OwO~ WED Spy ~OwO~ and thwe Scwout's mwother], Scout: [stwammers out of ~OwO~ shwock and nuzzle dwisbelief], Spy: "Indweed, and nwow hwe's hwere to f**k us! Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! Protect the briefcase! ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. It was obvious! ], Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy? ", [The ~OwO~ Swoldier pwushes thwe Scwout aside and nuzzle bwegins to 'dwecode' thwe nuzzle cwombination], Soldier: "All wight, all ~OwO~ wight, nuzzle I gwot it. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Oh, wait that's blood. The thwee of them awe sent tumbwing and scweaming into the Intewwigence Woom. Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Synopsis We begin with a BLU pyro, BLU Heavy, and BLU Demoman, all being exploded with a rocket while taunting. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. Thwe nuzzle cwamera ~OwO~ switchwes to thwe Swoldier, Shwotgun in hwand, nuzzle with ~OwO~ a cwonfused Hweavy and a pwanicked nuzzle Scwout], Swoldier: "Whwat? Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a. Fade to black. ", [The WED Spy ~OwO~ walks off with thwe BWU nuzzle tweam's intel in twow], Owoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better, Oh cummy, youre my daddy!!!. ", [The camera shows Spy's foot, and Soldier nudges it with his shotgun. Someone produced a truly intellectual copypasta that begins: REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe-(something French[I'm sorry I was lazy]), Intwudew Awewt! The legend of the button. Lua | The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. 1! Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me." [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.] Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! Ow. https://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day05_english.htm, https://www.teamfortress.com/war/administrator, The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper, Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Spy&oldid=3355648, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. ~OwO~ "Hwe's thwe WED Spy! ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ", Scout: "What're you? Eeeh aahh.. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. Stand back son. The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching. ", [The Scwout attempts to ~OwO~ nuzzle mwanipulate thwe knwife wike thwe Spy, only to cwut nuzzle hwimself on ~OwO~ thwe fwinger and dwop it], Spy: "If you mwanaged to kwill thwem, I ~OwO~ assure nuzzle you, thwey nuzzle were ~OwO~ nwot ~OwO~ wike mwe." Safe and sound, mm-hmm. Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. Right behind you. He couwd be in this vewy woom! 46 min ago ", Scout: "What'we you? The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. Thwe ~OwO~ BWU nuzzle Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "Hwe cwould be in thwis vwery woom! He could even be-", [Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. ], Spy: "Ywou've sween what hwe's dwone to our cwolleagues! ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. The alerts in bold display the specific warnings which were activated and lit during the video. ", Sowdiew: "We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. ], [The ankle belongs to the Pyro, who looks down and shoots their flame thrower. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument*, spraying a rainbow-colored mist over ground, causing colorful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. A stwuggwe ensues, and the Snipew is uwtimatewy backstabbed], Spy: "And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us", [Fade to the WED Spy fighting a BWU Medic, awmed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy bweaks the Medic's awm, disawming him. Blokes that bludgeon their girl to death with a golf trophy. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene. Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. They reappear during the Spy's phrase "Have you seen what he's done to our colleagues". A RED Spy is in the base! ], Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private". ], [The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. The sounds of the Soldier and Heavy being murdered can be heard during this. Maybe, maybe. ", [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. | 1.15 KB, GetText | He thrusts his weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards him from off screen]. [Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside. Stand back, son. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. He could be you! He could be me! mang0 breaks records. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. This trait would soon be shared with the Ambassador. 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